The other day, I saw this repost on IG from @theroundtableconvo. The caption read “who’s right and who’s wrong? Are ladies asking too much or are guys just lazy?”. Now I have to admit that the convo between John and Jane Doe made me laugh a little but it points to another issue..dating is hard for Millenials. For those of you who are unsure of what constitutes a Millinial…if you were born between 1980ish and 2000ish, you are in fact a Millinial.
At first glance, I thought “his lazy ass. Meeting for coffee is not a date…it’s meeting for coffee.” So I was all on her side. Now, grant it, her last response was unnecessary. But I felt that he opened the door for that response when he mentioned not wanting to plan “an extravagant date”. No one asked for an extravagant anything…just a date. I’m team her!
After seeing the post, I proceeded to screenshot it and circulate it to my woes. (I just wanted to use woes in a sentance. Mission accomplished). I really wanted to hear what they had to say.
A few said that Jane Doe was “a crazy bish” and that he essentially dodged a bullet. This pretty much mirrored the comments on the post. She was a gold, diggin heffa who should have been glad he asked her desperate ass out. (Cold blooded right?).
Others thought homeboy needed to step up to the plate and take the girl out on a proper date (my sentiments exactly). Now according to Google, a date is “a social of romantic appointment or engagement”. Now one problem I see is that everyone has their own definition of what a date is. Like I said before “meeting for coffee” is just that …meeting for coffee. But for others if may be considered a date. It’s a difference in interpretation.
After much thought, I came to the conclusion that this post is a reflection about what’s wrong with Millineals and dating. Now don’t get me wrong, we Millineals are good at many things….but dating is not one of them. And here are my reasons why…
Social media: It is kryptonite to the modern relationship. I know most of us have seen a repost of Michelle and Barak or Jay and Bae or any beautiful display of black love, in a candid and loving embrace and the caption “relationship goals”. You look at the post and cry on the inside because this picture is everything you want in a relationship. The epitome of a “power couple”. Now everyone you meet, you day dream of attending seminars together at the Congressional Black Caucus or strolling hand in hand down the Brooklyn streets during Afro-Punk. You know shit power couples do. But you soon realize that homeboy is no Barack or Jay and social media just sold you another dream.
Dating websites ie. Match.com, eHarmony, etc: They have changed the game for dating. Now all you have to do is sign up, put up some pictures of yourself, and describe yourself in the most positive light (often embellishing how awesome you are). With those simple steps you probably will get quite a few people trying to holla. Now I don’t see anything wrong with using dating sites. Numerous people have found love through these sites. But it has created even more issues for Millenials when it comes to dating. Par example, it has fueled the non committle nature of Millenials. The “lets maybe meet up if we have time” rather than setting up real dates. I mean who has the time to go out on real dates with each of the 6 people you have been messaging? Millenials already have issues with commitment, and dating sites make it worse.
Diva dudes: see here. It’s an epidemic I swear. I know almost every woman has met one of these. Thank you VSB for putting a title to these guys.
Career aspirations: You decided to attend grad/law/med school right after college. You get your dream job after that and really want to focus on your career. Ain’t no body got time for a relationship because you are putting all your time in effort in advancing your career. Next thing you know you are 40 and single with zero prospects* and the only guy still single is DaQuan with the cornrows, who has been trying to holla since 2001. Such a sad sad state of discourse.
“Cuffing season”: For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term, cuffing season can be defined loosely as “the period between fall and winter when singles strive to be cuffed or involved in a serious relationship”. Usually when cuffing season is over, so is the relationship. Again, old faithful VSB summed it up pretty well here.
These are just a few of my observations. I can’t even lie. When I see a pic of Michelle and Barack my heart and ovaries flutter. The love is just so beautiful and I can’t help but to want that as my relationship goal. But as of now, I just want to date someone consistently for 3 months, who doesn’t end up being a crazy insecure ass hole. Is that so much to ask?
*no offense if you are 40 and single